Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
