I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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