you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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