the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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