So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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