so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize