Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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