Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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