As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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