quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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