Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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