whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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