I think im going to throw up on grandma
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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