You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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