she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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