we're blogging at a bar
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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