What a fucking waste of an outfit
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
North Korea, Best Korea!
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
