she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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