Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
