so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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