idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Randomize
