How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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