i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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