people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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