ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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