it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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