stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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