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(248): View more from Michigan

Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in

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(575): View more from New Mexico

I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.

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(253): View more from Washington

DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.

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(831): View more from California

No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it

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(905): View more from Ontario

its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there

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