Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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