so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
that may or may not have been my penis.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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