i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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