kristin has been a bad kristin
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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