Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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