Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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