All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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