I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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