I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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