I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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