All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
there is puke in my bra ... again
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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