We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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