This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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