wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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