I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
NoShamevember. You game?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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