if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Do vagina's smell?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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