tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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