you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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