How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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