I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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