I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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