I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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