You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I think my moral compass just broke
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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