The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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