You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
