I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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