So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
